The Very Tired Nurse’s Rectal Thermometer
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:
‘Well, that’s great….that’s just great…. Some asshole’s got my pen’!